RECORD bad debts in the US home loan market will see bank profits fall from eye-poppingly obscene to unspeakably repulsive, City analysts warned last night.
IF Britain wants to pay more than £15 for a DVD player then it may as well just go ahead and boycott the Beijing Olympics, the prime minister said last night.
Drink drive limit to be cut from probably about two pints New limit will be the equivalent of more or less a pint, depending on whether or not you've eaten a lot of bread.
Drivers urged to kill each other CBI says Britain's roads will be a lot quieter after blood-soaked free-for-all where the rules are there are no rules.
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Your neighbour comes home from work this week to find that passive- aggressive little note he taped to your car has been reproduced on the side of an 18-wheel lorry and driven through his front window.
