FORMER US president George W Bush has urged Hollywood actress Cameron Diaz to help secure the support of 'onionists' for the devolution of policing powers in Northern Ireland.
MANCHESTER United manger Sir Alex Ferguson last night rejected claims he was involved in a plan that will help millionaires become richer and shut thousands of miserable fans the fuck up.
Drink drive limit to be cut from probably about two pints New limit will be the equivalent of more or less a pint, depending on whether or not you've eaten a lot of bread.
Drivers urged to kill each other CBI says Britain's roads will be a lot quieter after blood-soaked free-for-all where the rules are there are no rules.
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Spring is definitely in the air as you spray your colleagues' desks with your pungent urine and strut up and down in front of the large-breasted temp, ostentatiously displaying the lining of your new jacket.
FORMER US president George W Bush has urged Hollywood actress Cameron Diaz to help secure the support of 'onionists' for the devolution of policing powers in Northern Ireland.
AN EARLY form of Sugababes could have existed during the reign of King Henry VIII, it emerged last night.
THE Conservative Party leadership are to shift the focus of their election campaign to securing the support of their own wives.
MANCHESTER United manger Sir Alex Ferguson last night rejected claims he was involved in a plan that will help millionaires become richer and shut thousands of miserable fans the fuck up.
