CONSTANT coverage of Gordon Brown's psychosis is beginning to distract voters from how appalling he is at being prime minister, Labour strategists claimed last night.
Karen Fenessey 'We've given the green light to battalions of orange schoolgirls to repeatedly copulate with train conductors and weathermen. And nobody needs to see that.' read more...
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Schools urge government to make drug slightly more expensive and a lot more dangerous "We're only trying not to help," says National Association of Head Teachers
'We just assumed it was first years' semen' says top public school "If something tastes funny round here it usually means there's a load of spunk in it," admits spokesman
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This week you will suggest an insurance scheme for dogs and then abandon it four days later because you're an over-rated arsewit who has no business running the Home Office.
OH hello there, today's story of schizoid behaviour involves the chancellor, Alistair Darling...
A SCOTTISH t-shirt expressing dislike of the England football team could cause morons to say things, experts have warned.
THE Royal Family are preparing to return to their home planet near Sirius, according to the Queen's astronomer.
THE musical Grease is absolutely disgusting, a new generation of parents suddenly remembered yesterday.
