Women wrong, says cleverest person in world
THE fundamental wrongness of women has been established beyond doubt.
Race named as today's thing to talk shit about
RACE has been named as today's topic about which Britain will talk angry, ill-informed shit.
'Girl With The Apple Tattoo' sparks product placement row
A NEW thriller about a troubled Goth who covers her body in corporate logos has sparked debate about film sponsorship.
Barton denies existence of FA
JOEY Barton has refused to serve his three-match ban after disproving the existence of the Football Association using Nietzschean perspectivism.
Britain really fancies a pint
MOST of Britain could cheerfully go on a three-day session after just one day back at work, it has emerged.
Mail becomes cause of and solution to racism
THE Daily Mail has today launched a five year plan to prevent exactly as much racism as it creates.
La Senza pins hopes on Human Centipede range
STRUGGLING lingerie giant La Senza is to relaunch with the introduction of a new range inspired by the Human Centipede films.
Healthy eating campaign makes Britons want to die younger
THE latest government healthy eating campaign has made UK citizens feel okay about dying soon.
- Britain desperately trying to download games onto Kindle
- Female MPs overlooked for promotion when they pose for GQ
- Murdoch tweets minutiae of world domination
- The net closes in on Prince Philip
- Corbett too short for a knighthood
- Hairy bikers admit cookery a front for drug and gun trafficking
- Scientists capture person who buys fantasy-themed ornaments
- 'Get out of my house, you monster' Britain tells mother
- Most betting shop regulars now multi-millionaires
- Conga crash claims 37
- Tube drivers in fresh bid to become more hated than footballers
- Happy birthday Jesus
- Starbucks trashed in pre-Christmas milf brawl
- Journalists' Wives single remains unbought
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