NATURALISTS have warned that there are less than 50 Susan Boyles left in the Scottish rainforests, as they continue to be hunted for their prized vocal cords.
Drink drive limit to be cut from probably about two pints New limit will be the equivalent of more or less a pint, depending on whether or not you've eaten a lot of bread.
Drivers urged to kill each other CBI says Britain's roads will be a lot quieter after blood-soaked free-for-all where the rules are there are no rules.
Your stars: libra
Your neighbour comes home from work this week to find that passive- aggressive little note he taped to your car has been reproduced on the side of an 18-wheel lorry and driven through his front window.
NATURALISTS have warned that there are less than 50 Susan Boyles left in the Scottish rainforests, as they continue to be hunted for their prized vocal cords.
STEVEN Gerrard feels his living situation is heading in the right direction after his house finally stopped burning to the ground. 
POPE John Paul II must have spent a huge amount of time masturbating in his bedroom, according to a new book.
