ANGRY men have told Tesco to remove signs implying toys are for children.
THE new anti-terrorism bill will give everyone the choice of being a spy or an enemy of the state.
SCOTLAND to tax its millionaires because they could never find anywhere nicer to live.
Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB) To mark Nigel Farage's candidacy in next year's election you're releasing a rap album called Fear Of A Black Thanet.
A FREE meal at a high street restaurant is ample reward for months of relentless poorly-paid toil, according to employees.
A 10-YEAR-OLD football fan has grudgingly hung a poster of James Milner on his wall.
FORMER Batman Christian Bale is to play a new self-devised superhero called Megabatman.
THE government has confirmed that you are too busy to eat properly, exercise or enjoy relationships.