DAVID Cameron has set up a Cabinet committee to decide if ebola is a bad thing.
BRITONS are expected to vote in favour of opening a box containing unspeakable evil.
Taurus (20 APRIL - 20 MAY) On Sunday you rehearse for putting flea drops on your cat by trying to apply oil to the teeth of a working chainsaw.
GLASGOW'S Commonwealth Games officials have confirmed that Usain Bolt is a dead man walking.
PIONEERING rugby league players may break with 119 years of tradition to avoid tackles instead of running straight into them.
THE £640m asking price of London's Gherkin building is far more than Gherkins are fetching outside the capital.
A WEDGE of Stilton has returned fully intact from its fifth picnic of the summer.
THE screen role of Wonder Woman has gone to 300 star Gerard Butler.