THE BBC has unveiled this year’s Bake Off hipster, who will meet with a terrible fate.
THE Duchess of Cambridge is planning a daring escape from the Royal Family involving a faked shark attack and a mini submarine.
TWITTER and Facebook users are hunting for a man who failed to turn a lost toy into a viral internet phenomenon.
BRITONS have lethargically picked the Fantasy Football team that will keep them entertained for a fortnight before being forgotten about.
TESCO’S new automated till has the character of a divorced middle-aged woman with a borderline drink problem.
SPORT is an entirely negative influence on humanity, it has been confirmed.
A TIME traveller from 1964 has expressed his shock and disgust that men are still urinating into a trough.
SNIFFER dogs drafted in to tackle the Channel Tunnel migrant chaos are worried they are being ‘stitched up’ by David Cameron.