THE Archbishop of Canterbury is to exorcise the unquiet spirit of Tony Blair that is haunting the election, he has announced.
A WOMAN who had never been to a musical before had no idea they were quite so awful, she has admitted.
Dear Holly, Can you help me come up with an insult that is more accessible to the ignorant underclasses? Yours, Boris
ZAC Goldsmith has begged voters in Richmond Park to beat him again and harder because he is a contemptible worm who deserves it.
AN OFFICE worker has gone ahead and fired off an email in total disregard of his computer’s warning that it had no subject.
THERESA May is so confident of her election victory that she is toying with bringing back workhouses just because she could.
JEREMY Corbyn has made a private call to Downing Street to ask what the fuck a mugwump is and if he is meant to be offended.
FINANCIAL double-dealing may be behind the continent-conquering success of Newcastle and West Ham, observers believe.