NATIONALISM continues to be the best way of making everything better, it has been confirmed.
PROFESSIONAL careers advisors have admitted that their job is awful so they should probably shut up.
THE England football team’s new psychologist will focus on helping players recover from nightmares about John Terry.
I can't even get up from a chair without letting one rip.
THE people who were utterly convinced that fat was the worst thing are now utterly convinced that it is sugar.
BERNIE Ecclestone has struck a deal to take Formula One to the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie.
STONEHENGE was a set of primitive percussion instruments used to keep kids busy on rainy days, it has emerged.
A TAX on kestrels belonging to underprivileged young boys is vital to Britain’s economic recovery, according to the prime minister.