HEATHROW’S third runway will be discreetly hidden inside a cliff face with palm trees that fold down when planes launch.
Taurus (20 APRIL - 20 MAY) And when you get that feeling, you want sexual healing. 'That feeling' being a burning sensation when you urinate.
ATTRACTIVE people thoroughly enjoy not having to be funny or interesting, they have revealed.
THE controversial Protein World poster is no more tawdry, exploitative and depressing than the rest of advertising, according to industry watchdogs.
THE sun is shining hard to encourage women into states of undress, it has emerged.
A MAN who knows about tennis from watching it semi-regularly is really making the most of it.
THE makers of Monster Munch have been told that ‘Flamin’ Hot’ is more of an abstract concept than an actual flavour.
A LOCAL band has won a recording contract for an album of unfinished songs, ‘jam sessions’ and Led Zeppelin riffs.