AFTER decades of women being described as being ‘pear-shaped’ and similar, men have been given their own contrived body shapes.
YOU need to spend some time with an old person like my granny.
A SHORTAGE of places in Hell means that the damned will be made to party in Magaluf for all eternity.
THE prime minister has likened the UK to Thomas the Tank Engine, who is alway the direct cause of disaster.
JEREMY Clarkson asked Oisin Tymon to drop his complaint in exchange for punching Richard Hammond as hard as he could.
ZAYN Malik’s core fanbase of men working in the building trade is today in shock.
THE BBC has confirmed that Top Gear will continue without Jeremy Clarkson as Britain is awash with boorish oafs.
Aries (21 MAR-19 APR) Counting to ten is a good way to calm down and may also explain, given your educational record, why you’re so angry all the time.