THE Met Office has built a new supercomputer that can detect bad weather and send robots back in time to stop it.
43-YEAR-OLD Tom Booker’s cleaning regime is repeatedly applying to a TV series where strangers come and sort it out.
BURGER chain McDonald’s has a new slogan emphasising that at least its product is unpretentious.
All the boys at school claimed to have seen each others' mums breaking the scales at Weight Watchers.
THE next individual to describe themselves as ‘loving’ this or that can be punched squarely in the face, the government has confirmed.
PLANS to make Arsene Wenger the voice of the London Underground have foundered after he failed to get a clear view of a single stop.
RURAL villages that mark Halloween with funny old-fashioned ceremonies always kill someone at the end, it has emerged.
THE Daily Mail has welcomed a poll which shows just how incredibly wrong British people are about levels of immigration.