
Doctors may be forced to work weekends
NHS hospitals could soon be staffed with doctors at weekends.
Report condemned for not calling UK women 'jolliest in Europe'
A REPORT into obesity has been condemned as 'incredibly rude' after calling British women fat.
Ferguson absolutely does not call for linesmen to be 'disappeared'
SIR Alex Ferguson has made it clear he in no way advocates having officials who displease him disappear without trace.

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Real cost of public sector workers' strike is having to speak to them
THE psychological cost of being forced to verbally interact with striking council workers far outweighs any financial loss, experts have claimed.

Angry emails 'a threat to traditional bollockings'
BOSSES' increasing reliance on irate emails or 'e-bollockings' is leaving them incapable of delivering face-to-face put-downs, it has been claimed.

Is this the best stick ever?
A STICK picked up on a cycle path near Stoke may be the finest ever found, it has been claimed.

John Peel’s tomb discovered
ARCHAEOLOGISTS have located what they believe is the fabulous tomb of the late John Peel.
- Elbow to demoralise Britain's olympic rivals
- England rugby team English
- Advertising watchdog thinks it's your mum
- Adebayor to bring starving child to contract negotiations
- Leveson Inquiry a 'tawdry kiss-and-tell', say tabloid editors
- Mars rover is new must-have middle class car
- Even darker version of internet 'sounds delightful'
- Leaked climate emails force carbon dioxide to resign
- Millions trying to wash away the awfulness
- Andrew Lansley to watch you while you sleep
- Britain prepared to forgive Grant for his films
- High pay report calls for piss to be directed at wind
- Most churchgoers just there to steal copper off the roof
- Housing market is pretty much all we have left, admits Cameron










