Occupy record 'may have a rap in it'
THE impending first release on the Occupy movement's record label may feature a short burst of rapping, experts have warned.
Furious entertainment industry promises year from hell
THE entertainment industry has responded to last week's internet blackout by vowing to make 2012 a new low in the history of entertainment.
Key financial decisions now based on free toy
BRITONS will spend any amount of money in order to get a 'plush toy', it has emerged.
Gordon Ramsay's face 'cuts bowel cancer risk'
PEOPLE who visualise Gordon Ramsay's face while they are on the toilet can reduce their risk of bowel cancer, according to new research.
Paul Daniels to explain to why he didn't magic his finger back on
PAUL Daniels is to explain to the Magic Circle why he did not use conjuring and sorcery to re-attach his severed finger.
RBS chief to get bonus or legal fees and bonus
THE taxpayer will have to pay for Stephen Hester's bonus or pay for his bonus and his lawyers, it has been confirmed.
Ban adverts for things that don't always work, say angry people
THINGS that do not always work perfectly should not be advertised on the television, angry people have claimed.
Police investigate allegations of reasonable criticism
CHELSEA fans are being investigated after several were reportedly heard making balanced, cogent points about opposition players.
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- I can destroy you, Moira Stewart tells self-assessment taxpayers
- BT couple's son to kill housemate with pitchfork
- Critics disguised themselves as players, says Warnock
- Eurovision songs mostly pleas for economic aid
- Thanks, but we have enough money, say tube drivers
- Italian cruise captain rode moped and pinched arses on sinking ship
- Cameron attacks Argentina's half-arsed colonialism
- 'Onesies' prove men no longer exist
- The Mashipedia Emergency Fact Service
- 'The real victims of phone hacking are the people who loathe John Prescott'
- Doctors to strike over ban on urine extraction
- Headache epidemic caused by having to think
- Britain may have to do some actual work
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