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SALMOND DEMANDS SEPARATE SCOTTISH EUROVISION ENTRY

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SNP Leader Alex Salmond has provoked the first constitutional crisis of the new parliament by demanding Scotland have its own entry in the Eurovision song contest.
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BLAIR TELLS BROWN 'I'M GETTING THE FRIENDS'

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TONY Blair has announced the timetable for the run-up to the declaration of the date by which he will reveal the time of the announcement of the confirmation of his final split from his long-term companion Gordon Brown.
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BUTE HOUSE SIEGE DAY 3: McCONNELL IN HANDCUFFS AS POLICE STORM BUILDING

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FIRST Minister Jack McConnell's siege of Bute House was brought to an undignified end last night as police stormed the building.
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PRINCE PHILIP 'DELIGHTED' WITH NEW BALLS

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PRINCE Philip has announced that he is 'absolutely thrilled' with his new set of balls.
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WEDGWOOD HIT BY
SHOCK COLLAPSE IN
DEMAND FOR 18TH
CENTURY FIGURINES AND
POWDER BLUE TEACUPS
"So when did you all start drinking out of mugs?" asks company spokesman

DETOX DIETS EXPOSED
AS NONSENSE FOR
10TH YEAR IN A ROW
"But surely drinking eight gallons of San Pelegrino will flush all the goose fat out of my tubes," says Cosmo reader

BROWN VOWS TO
CREATE 100,000 NEW
LABOUR VOTERS
"We give them a job and then tell them the Tories will take away the job. It's what I do," says PM