By Cardinal Cormac Murphy O'Connor

IT has been a troubling 48 hours in the history of our ancient but resilient nation. For so it was, at around 11.30 on Tuesday morning, I realised with a heavy heart and a sagging spirit, that I could not find my glasses.

SURVEY SUGGESTS 58%
OF STUDENTS WILL SIT
AROUND ON THEIR ARSES,
SMOKING WEED AND
SPENDING SOMEONE ELSE'S MONEY
"I don't want to miss Home and Away," says spoilt tit

BULLIES BULLY PUBLIC
INTO SAYING THERE IS
NO PROBLEM WITH BULLYING
"There is absolutely no problem with bullying," says terrified man


RESPONSIBLE DRINKING
CODE EXPOSED FOR THE
HORSESHIT THAT IT IS
"Oh yeah, please buy less of the stuff that we sell," say publicans