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OBEYING CHRIS MOYLES NOW NUMBER ONE CAUSE OF HOSPITAL ADMISSIONS

News - Health
DOING everything Chris Moyles tells you to do is now the UK's biggest cause of accident and emergency cases.
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FATBOY SLIM LOOKS NOTHING LIKE JOHNNY BALL

News - Science & Technology
SUPERSTAR DJ Fatboy slim bears no resemblance whatsoever to his father-in-law, it was confirmed last night.
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BROWN SPRAYED BY OWN URINE

Politics - Politics Headlines
PRIME minister Gordon Brown was last night wiping urine from his face after attempting to empty his bladder into a strong wind.
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Ironic BBQ

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WEDGWOOD HIT BY
SHOCK COLLAPSE IN
DEMAND FOR 18TH
CENTURY FIGURINES AND
POWDER BLUE TEACUPS
"So when did you all start drinking out of mugs?" asks company spokesman

DETOX DIETS EXPOSED
AS NONSENSE FOR
10TH YEAR IN A ROW
"But surely drinking eight gallons of San Pelegrino will flush all the goose fat out of my tubes," says Cosmo reader

BROWN VOWS TO
CREATE 100,000 NEW
LABOUR VOTERS
"We give them a job and then tell them the Tories will take away the job. It's what I do," says PM