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CANCER-PROOF MOUSE WON'T STOP SMOKING
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A LABORATORY bred mouse which is immune to cancer will not stop smoking and has become ‘a nightmare to live with’, researchers say.

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BRITAIN URGED TO USE A F*CKING HANKY
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AS cold and flu season takes hold across the nation millions of sufferers have been told to use a hanky or just fuck right off.

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BELEAGUERED BROWN MIRED IN 'WHATABUNCHOFLYINGBASTARDSGATE'
Politics - Politics Headlines

GORDON Brown last night ordered a full inquiry into when he became prime minister as close allies admitted the Labour leader now carried the 'unmistakeable stench of death'.

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MUSLIM TEDDY BEAR HAS PAWS CHOPPED OFF
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SUDAN was facing international sanctions last night after hacking off the little paws of a three year-old teddy bear.

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GUEST BLOG: NOEL GALLAGHER

THE Olympics - what the fuck was that all about? Every morning, right, that Scottish bird off the telly would sit on a sofa telling us that we'd won a bronze medal in the women’s catapult and that everyone could now go to work with a big smile on their face - in retrospect I think she somehow mistook me for somebody who gives a fuck.

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15 YEAR-OLDS FORCED TO
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"Didn't learn much about slavery but Michael Gambon was on top form," says teenage wastrel


MARTIN CLUNES PAID
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PEOPLE HOW GOOD
LEONARD ROSSITER WAS
"I didn't get where I am today by not wasting licence payers' money on pointless remakes," says BBC arse


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