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PRODUCT RED RAISES MILLIONS FOR APPLE, MOTOROLA AND HALLMARK

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PRODUCT Red, the brand founded by U2 frontman Bono, has raised $50 million to help fight Porsche shortages among executives at Apple, Armani, Motorola, Gap and Hallmark.
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Weekending: The Man Knievel

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BRITISH TEACHER HELD IN CUDDLY-TOY NAMERS' WING

News - International
THE British teacher who allowed her pupils to name a teddy bear after a person has been sent to the maximum security, toy-namers' wing of Sudan's toughest women's prison.
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IMMIGRANTS 'TOO CHEERFUL', SAYS MORRISSEY

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SINGER Morrissey is refusing to come back to Britain because the country's immigrant population smile too much.
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WEDGWOOD HIT BY
SHOCK COLLAPSE IN
DEMAND FOR 18TH
CENTURY FIGURINES AND
POWDER BLUE TEACUPS
"So when did you all start drinking out of mugs?" asks company spokesman

DETOX DIETS EXPOSED
AS NONSENSE FOR
10TH YEAR IN A ROW
"But surely drinking eight gallons of San Pelegrino will flush all the goose fat out of my tubes," says Cosmo reader

BROWN VOWS TO
CREATE 100,000 NEW
LABOUR VOTERS
"We give them a job and then tell them the Tories will take away the job. It's what I do," says PM