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FOOTBALLERS SPENT NURSE CASH ON EMERGENCY SUPERCARS

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PREMIERSHIP footballers who pledged to donate a day's wages to a nurses' campaign have instead spent the money on some more cars, it has emerged.
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HALF OF ALL YOUNG TORIES ARE VICTIMS OF POLICY THEFT, SAYS CHARITY

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MORE than 50% all young Tories have had their policies stolen off them by a pair of gruff Scotsmen, research by the Howard League for Penal Reform suggests.
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FLOODS, FOOT AND MOUTH, FLOODS, TERRORISM, FLOODS, FLOODS, SAYS BROWN

Politics - Politics Headlines
PRIME Minister Gordon Brown hit back at his critics yesterday insisting floods, terrorism, terrorism, foot and mouth, floods.
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DIANA INQUEST: JURY TO SPEND WEEK IN LEOPARD PRINT SWIMSUIT

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THE jury hearing the inquest into the murder of Princess Diana by MI6 is to spend the rest of the week diving off a yacht on the Cote d’Azur while wearing a leopard print swimsuit.
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DETOX DIETS EXPOSED
AS NONSENSE FOR
10TH YEAR IN A ROW
"But surely drinking eight gallons of San Pelegrino will flush all the goose fat out of my tubes," says Cosmo reader

BROWN VOWS TO
CREATE 100,000 NEW
LABOUR VOTERS
"We give them a job and then tell them the Tories will take away the job. It's what I do," says PM

CARS TO BE FITTED
WITH FUCKNUT LIMITERS
Hi-tech device will guide the car to the side of the road and park it there until you stop being a fucknut.