Nasty little monkeys do horrible things
BONOBO monkeys are disgusting, according to new research.
Zoologists studying the so-called ‘erotic apes’ in the Congo have found their relentless perverted sex antics to be unbelievably repulsive.
Primatologist Doctor Emma Bradford said: “They’re just…eww.
“I’ve seen them spanking each other, doing stuff with fruit, just sticking their bits in any orifice, even a crocodile’s nostril.
“Plus they’ve got all ticks and fleas, bits of hair missing. I hate them.
Since studying Bonobos in the wild, Dr Bradford has become convinced that they should not be protected in any way.
She said: “We should destroy them, and torch their sordid jungle ‘sex clearing’, burn it to the ground as if it never existed. Sorry, but they are a bad species.
“The thought of one of them touching me with its little grey fingers, I can’t even tell you, it’s so rank.”