FORMER Smiths frontman Morrissey has released a charity single raising funds for utter bastards.
Morrissey confirmed that all the money he makes from his new single Utterly Miserable Pretentious Christmas will go to BastAid, a charity that helps bastards, twats and arseholes.
He said: “Often bastards, especially older rich white bastards, don’t have anyone to speak up for them.
“All the money I make from my new single, which isn’t that good to be fair, will go towards helping these poor men.
“Perhaps it will help build a shelter for falsely accused Hollywood moguls or maybe it will fund further education courses for predatory actors.”
UKIP member and bloke who used to say The Smiths were for ‘fruits’ Wayne Hayes said: “As long as he doesn’t sing or wave any leeks around then Morrissey might just be our Christ figure.”