A PREGNANT woman is experiencing overwhelming cravings for less stupid fucking questions about her pregnancy.
32-yearold Nikki Hollis, who has seen no change in her food and drink preferences, said: “In the two months I have been telling people about this pregnancy, I have been asked if I know its gender is approximately eight frigging thousand times.
“And that’s not the half of it. You wouldn’t believe how many people have asked me if we were trying for a long time.
“I know, Susan from HR, why don’t we talk about your sex life first and take it from there?”
Similarly troubling, she explained, is the frequency with which she has her stomach stroked without permission and has to smile through stomach-churning accounts of infected nipples and damaged vaginas.
Her husband Tom, meanwhile, has endured a whopping three questions about the pregnancy so far, all of which came from his mother.