AS prime minister and leader of your country, I have just done something which will have consequences completely unknown to me.
EU LEADERS are puzzled about why Britain wrote them a letter in the age of electronic communication.
SCOTLAND wants independence in a way that is nationalistic rather than patriotic, according to the government.
AN incredibly drunk Nick Clegg has been swearing violently at a pigeon in central London.
A GOOD-HEARTED attempted to befriend a widely ignored co-worker has backfired, it has emerged.
THE entire population of the UK must spend the next two years with their government-assigned Brexit Buddy.
MY granny also thinks Daniel O'Donnell is sexy so she is clearly off her head.
THE monster formerly known as 'Honey Monster' has changed his name after beating his sugar addiction.
DAILY Mail editor Paul Dacre insisted his ‘legs-it’ front page was ‘a bit of fun’ in a voice that made everyone think of a derelict Victorian hospital.