Animals Headlines

Dog feeling insecure after being dressed in little jacket

A DOG that has been dressed in a quilted jacket is out in the park feeling really unsure of himself.

Killer whale learns to say ‘twats’

A KILLER whale at a marine park in France has learned to tell humans they are twats in English.

PETA tells Cadbury to free Creme Egg-laying chickens

ANIMAL rights group PETA has accused Cadbury of cruelty towards the chickens who lay Creme Eggs.

Ten years on, devoted dog still searching for missing testicles

A DOG is still clinging to the hope that one day he will be reunited with his missing testicles, 10 years after they disappeared.  

Dogs now acting like fireworks not a big deal

DOGS are now acting as if fireworks are nothing to worry about.

Family pet did not sign up for this 'guard dog' shit

A LABRADOR was shocked to discover he is expected to be a professional security guard as well as a lovable family pet.

Seagull admits man isn't paranoid, it really is stalking him

A MAN whose friends claim he is paranoid about being stalked by a seagull is not remotely paranoid, the seagull has admitted.

Larry the Cat named best inhabitant of Number 10 in 21st Century

LARRY the Cat is the only inhabitant of Downing Street to have done a good job this century, it has been confirmed.