Animals Headlines

Cat to lose its shit for 30 seconds then act like nothing happened

A CAT has unveiled plans to totally lose its shit for about 30 seconds before calming down immediately.

Dog feeling insecure after being dressed in little jacket

A DOG that has been dressed in a quilted jacket is out in the park feeling really unsure of himself.

Killer whale learns to say ‘twats’

A KILLER whale at a marine park in France has learned to tell humans they are twats in English.

PETA tells Cadbury to free Creme Egg-laying chickens

ANIMAL rights group PETA has accused Cadbury of cruelty towards the chickens who lay Creme Eggs.

Ten years on, devoted dog still searching for missing testicles

A DOG is still clinging to the hope that one day he will be reunited with his missing testicles, 10 years after they disappeared.  

Dogs now acting like fireworks not a big deal

DOGS are now acting as if fireworks are nothing to worry about.

Family pet did not sign up for this 'guard dog' shit

A LABRADOR was shocked to discover he is expected to be a professional security guard as well as a lovable family pet.

Seagull admits man isn't paranoid, it really is stalking him

A MAN whose friends claim he is paranoid about being stalked by a seagull is not remotely paranoid, the seagull has admitted.