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MYSTERY BUG DEPORTED
POWER OF THOUGHT FAILS TO FREE MONKEY FROM TERRIFYING LABORATORY
HANG ON, THIS ISN’T MAJORCA, SAY ANGRY PANDAS
FLOWER WAS ASKING FOR IT, SAYS BEE
PUPPIES!
HUGE, DISGUSTING INSECTS ON BRINK OF EXTINCTION
GIANT SQUID SAME AS NORMAL SQUID ONLY BIGGER, SAY ZOOLOGISTS
SCIENTIST DEVOURED BY EAT-AS-MUCH-AS-YOU-LIKE MOUSE
HANDS UP WHO HASN'T SHAGGED THIS CAMEL
ANT COLONIES JUST LIKE 'DALLAS', SAY EXPERTS
GLADIATORS A BIG HIT WITH MONKEY TEST AUDIENCE
ARMY TO STOP FIRING GOATS INTO WALLS
'WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH THAT GERBIL?' ASK ZOOLOGISTS
'LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS F*CKING RAT' SAY ZOOLOGISTS
DOG HAS SHIT
ORANGUTANS AMUSED BY MR BEAN
DON'T SHOWER WITH YOUR TURKEY, WARN EXPERTS
'GENIUS' CHIMPS SPEND ALL DAY THROWING SHIT
BRITAIN'S OLDEST CAT 'HATES ASIANS'
CANCER-PROOF MOUSE WON'T STOP SMOKING
GIANT SEA SCORPION 'TERRIBLE AT KNITTING'
EAT A BADGER THIS CHRISTMAS, URGES GOVERNMENT
BRITISH SQUIRRELS 'FATTEST IN EUROPE'
INSECTS TOLD TO WALK BY GOVERNMENT
BLUE PETER VIEWERS WANTED TO NAME CAT 'PISSWIZARD'
RECORD NUMBER OF DOGS PASSING GCSEs
COWS BLAME SHEEP FOR FOOT AND MOUTH LAB LEAK
'WE'RE GOING TO SUE THE CRAP OUT OF YOU' SAY MIMING ORANGUTANS
BOFFINS PRODUCE WORLD'S FIRST CHEESE-EATING MOUSE
MIRACLE CAT KNOWS WHEN OLD PEOPLE ARE ABOUT TO BE RACIST
UK FLOOD DEFENCES 'SABOTAGED BY DUCKS'
BLUE PETER EDITOR WILL MAKE PETS FIGHT
'SPRINGWATCH' BADGER IS BENEFITS CHEAT
PRINCE PHILIP EATS TWO CATS AND A BADGER
SHE'S NO VIRGIN, SAY FRIENDS OF 'MIRACLE' SHARK
BBC2 LAUNCHES NEW SERIES OF 'DATE MY CAT'
ALEX SALMOND KILLED YOUR GUINEA PIG, BLAIR TELLS SCOTS CHILDREN
DISABLED IDENTITY THIEVES GET NHS HELP DOGS
COWS DECLARE WAR ON SHEEP
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