| OCTOPUS WARDROBES FULL OF USELESS SHOES |
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OCTOPUSES' wardrobes are full of hundreds of pairs of useless shoes, new research reveals.
Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: "We put Chris Martin in large pool full of octopuses, the idea being to test whether they favoured their right or left feet. He added: "The good news is they play the bagpipes really well, if we can get them to stop mounting them." The revelation has alarmed the British Shoe Federation which has launched a massive lobbying campaign, claiming blackmarket octopus shoe sales will be used to fund organised crime. |
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