Puppies!
THESE puppies are absolutely adorable, it was confirmed last night.
It is understood one of the puppies likes to chase his tail while another is developing quite an appetite for old slippers.
The puppies, none of whom has been locked in a sex dungeon or fallen victim to a horrifying natural disaster, are currently sleeping all curled up together in a big box lined with an old blanket.
Sources close to the puppies revealed that at this age they like to sleep a lot, which is just as well because when they are awake it is 'complete chaos around here'.
And although newspapers have been laid down in the kitchen and the hall, there remains much to be done in the control of pee-pees and poo-poos.
The puppies' official spokeswoman said: "We vewwy sowwy we poo-pooed in your shoe again. We wuv you."
