Agony Aunt

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

19-10-11
"The other day, my fiancee sent me an email where she confused 'your' and 'you're' and then used an apostrophe for 'its' in the possessive sense. When I confronted her she seemed to think it was no big deal."

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

12-10-11
Dear Holly,
My current partner thinks it's acceptable to go to the supermarket on a Sunday morning wearing a fur coat, leopardskin bra, split-crotch panties and a pink lycra boob tube. I wouldn't mind so much but pink does nothing for him.

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

05-10-11
"Considering I have endeavoured to make his life a misery for the last twenty years, I find it hard to believe this heady behaviour is aimed at me. How can I change that annoyingly joyful grin back to a haunted grimace?"

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