ANT colonies are not harmoniously run communes but large sprawling ranches in Texas rife with infighting and extra-marital affairs, new research reveals.
THE new series of Gladiators has been given the green light after Britain's captive monkey population gave it a non-opposable thumbs-up.
THE British Army is to phase out the practice of firing goats into walls, the Ministry of Defence announced last night.
Taurus: Saturn has made work and property your top priority since May, but now Mercury has decided it’s time you were fired and your home repossessed.
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