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ANT COLONIES JUST LIKE 'DALLAS', SAY EXPERTS

ANT colonies are not harmoniously run communes but large sprawling ranches in Texas rife with infighting and extra-marital affairs, new research reveals.
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GLADIATORS A BIG HIT WITH MONKEY TEST AUDIENCE

THE new series of Gladiators has been given the green light after Britain's captive monkey population gave it a non-opposable thumbs-up.
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ARMY TO STOP FIRING GOATS INTO WALLS

THE British Army is to phase out the practice of firing goats into walls, the Ministry of Defence announced last night. 
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