BRITAIN'S oldest cat hates Asians and thinks the Siamese are all 'bi-sexual scroungers', it emerged last night.
A LABORATORY bred mouse which is immune to cancer will not stop smoking and has become ‘a nightmare to live with’, researchers say.
A MAN-sized sea scorpion with enormous claws probably died out because it failed to master the art of knitting, scientists said last night.
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