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RECORD NUMBER OF DOGS PASSING GCSEs

MORE than 75% of dogs who sat this year's GCSE exams have achieved at least three passing grades, the government has announced.

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COWS BLAME SHEEP FOR FOOT AND MOUTH LAB LEAK

THE cows have blamed the sheep for the recent foot and mouth outbreak and accused their animal foes of turning the conflict in the countryside into a dirty war. 

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'WE'RE GOING TO SUE THE CRAP OUT OF YOU' SAY MIMING ORANGUTANS

A NEW study of Orangutans has found they can communicate using complex charades with the traditional "stuck in a glass box" mime clearly signalling "let me out of here you bastards".

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