THE closure of the BBC's 6 Music has enraged thousands of people who insist it is the sort of thing they would probably have liked if they had ever got round to listening to it.
CHANNEL Four finally agreed to stop the US comedy Friends last night after accepting that most people are now able to watch entire episodes inside their own heads.
TEDIOUS prog rockers Pink Floyd have won their legal bid to make you listen to every last bit of their ghastly albums.
TOYS based on characters from US TV series 
CHINESE novelist Zhou Shaomou has sensationally claimed that James Cameron's Avatar has a plot.
THE musical Grease is absolutely disgusting, a new generation of parents suddenly remembered yesterday.
AUTHOR JK Rowling last night reacted angrily to claims that she has been seen smiling.
CHANNEL Four finally agreed to stop the US comedy Friends last night after accepting that most people are now able to watch entire episodes inside their own heads.
THE government is to lift 300,000 London children out of severe poverty by staging the world's biggest production of Oliver!.