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Rogue ITV Producer Running Own Nightmarish Version Of 'I'm A Celebrity' In Cambodia
A DEMENTED TV producer is running his own hellish celebrity-based reality show in the Cambodian jungle, where he is worshipped as a god by natives.
Michael Bay To Direct Hollywood Reboot Of Mike Leigh's 'Another Year'
THE US remake of Mike Leigh's Another Year will feature Jim Broadbent with a pair of massive robot arms, the producers have confirmed.
Next Series Of Downton Abbey To Include Phone Voting
ITV bosses will build on the success of Downton Abbey by using public phone votes to decide who gets killed in the Great War.
BBC Beats Strike With 'Richard Baker's Greatest Hits'
THE BBC has shrugged off strike action by its journalists by screening a selection of classic news stories from the last 40 years.
Band Aid Lyrics 'Were Used To Destroy The English Language'
THE lyrics to the Band Aid charity song Do They Know It's Christmas ultimately ended up in the hands of total arseholes, it has emerged.
ITV Agrees To Final Daybreak Viewer's Demand For Lizard Wrestling
CHRISTINE Bleakley is to wrestle a Komodo dragon on live television, at the specific request of the sole remaining viewer of Daybreak.
Take That Concerts Leave Fans Uncertain Whether Or Not They Were Sold Fake Tickets
THOUSANDS of thirtysomething females have been left wondering whether they just saw Take That in concert, or a bunch of singing plasterers.
BBC Pledges Most Utterly Hellish Eastenders Christmas Ever
THIS year's Eastenders Christmas will set new standards in unbearably hellish festive grimness, the BBC has promised.
ITV To Apologise To Essex Using A Sad Face And Some Boobs
THE broadcaster of The Only Way Is Essex is to apologise to the county's residents using pictures of things they recognise.
