Arts & Entertainment News
Danny Dyer, Says Culture Secretary
THE closure of the UK Film Council is a largely Danny Dyer-based decision, the culture secretary confirmed last night
Alvin Rejoins The Chipmunks
ONE of the biggest pop success stories of the last 20 years is set to storm the charts again after Alvin agreed to rejoin the Chipmunks.
Starving Africans Looking Forward To Live Aid Drama
MALNOURISHED people across Africa have vowed to crawl to their nearest television to watch the BBC's dramatisation of Live Aid.
Jolie Continuing To Promote Peace Through Ultra-Violent Action Films
ANGELINA Jolie last night urged movie-goers to be inspired by the pacifist message of her new film Unrelenting Gun Death II: So Much Blood.
Gibson And Cruise To Form United Psychopaths
MEL Gibson and Tom Cruise are to form a new studio dedicated to making films that are completely insane from start to finish.
Snoop To Pimp Out Deirdre Barlow
RAPPER Snoop Dogg is to feature in a Coronation Street storyline that sees him running a stable of psychotic crack whores from above the shop.
6 Music To Continue Doing Whatever It Supposedly Does
NOBODY is sure whether 6 Music has started broadcasting again, whether it stopped or what it actually does, following a decision by the BBC Trust.
BBC Stars To Reveal What They Do With The Money
THE BBC's most famous names will be forced to reveal how they spend their magnificent salaries, it has been confirmed.
Big Brother Comes To An End As Everyone Just Gives Up
BIG Brother was brought quietly to a close last night as the entire
production team decided to do something else with their lives.
