Arts & Entertainment News
Novello Judges Sectioned
A GROUP of music 'experts' were last night being assessed by
psychologists after Lily Allen won three awards for song writing.
Music Dead
MILLIONS of pop fans were in shock yesterday as the re-release of Three
Lions killed music like a dog in the street.
Doctor Who Fans To Leave Their Houses
DOCTOR Who fans across Britain are facing the prospect of leaving their homes and talking to other people.
Britain Haunted By Thought Of Heston And Delia At It
BROADCASTERS have been flooded by complaints from viewers unable to stop imagining Delia Smith and Heston Blumenthal going at it.
Lars Von Trier Revealed As 'Sex And The City' Mastermind
THE Sex And The City franchise was secretly conceived by Lars Von Trier as an exercise in existential horror, the Danish director has revealed.
Kiefer Sutherland To Make Brat-Pack Version Of 'Rainbow'
KIEFER Sutherland is to reunite Hollywood's 'brat-pack' in a big-budget
remake of Rainbow.
Porn Star's X-Factor Shame
THE star of popular films such as Alsatian D'Amour and Goatse
Rampage has admitted appearing on ITV's X-Factor.
BBC To Spend £200m On Not Interrupting Its Own Programmes
THE BBC is to launch an ambitious £200m initiative which could
eventually lead to it not interrupting every single one of its own
television programmes.
N-Dubz Become Invisible To Adults
POP sensations N-Dubz have become so incomprehensible to grown-ups that they can no longer see them, it emerged last night.
- Bond Films To Be Renamed Again
- Simon Cowell Still Very Much Alive
- Audiences Charmed By Random Collage Of Violence And Foul-Mouthed Toddlers
- Sophie And Nigella Urged To End Rivalry With Lingering, Tongue-Heavy Kiss
- BBC Denies Dr Who Cuts As New Monsters Include Some Cheese And A Stick
