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Pink Floyd Force You To Listen To The Bad Bits
TEDIOUS prog rockers Pink Floyd have won their legal bid to make you listen to every last bit of their ghastly albums.
Mad Men Dolls Already Having Complicated Affairs With Other Toys
TOYS based on characters from US TV series Mad Men are having complex, stylish affairs with other action figures, it emerged last night.
Woman Completes Film Without Banging It Into Other Film
KATHRYN Bigelow was last night honoured for completing a film without bumping it into any other films in the immediate vicinity.
Chinese Writer Claims Avatar Has A Plot
CHINESE novelist Zhou Shaomou has sensationally claimed that James Cameron's Avatar has a plot.
BBC Angers Fans Of The Idea Of 6 Music
THE closure of the BBC's 6 Music has enraged thousands of people who insist it is the sort of thing they would probably have liked if they had ever got round to listening to it.
'Grease' Disgusting
THE musical Grease is absolutely disgusting, a new generation of parents suddenly remembered yesterday.
Rowling Accused Of Cheerfulness
AUTHOR JK Rowling last night reacted angrily to claims that she has been seen smiling.
Most People Able To Watch Friends Inside Their Head
CHANNEL Four finally agreed to stop the US comedy Friends last night after accepting that most people are now able to watch entire episodes inside their own heads.
Government To Tackle Child Poverty With Fabulous New Production Of 'Oliver!'
THE government is to lift 300,000 London children out of severe poverty by staging the world's biggest production of Oliver!.
