Arts & Entertainment News
Panto season 'to be least enjoyable yet'
THIS year's pantomimes will somehow have even less entertainment value than previous offerings, producers have promised.
Resurrected Who drummer tells everyone to calm down
KEITH Moon has hurtled out of the grave driving a Panzer tank to ask what this Frankie Cocozza nonsense is about, it emerged last night.
Human rights groups rally to stop newsreaders' Children in Need sketch
CAMPAIGNERS are working desperately to stop BBC News broadcasters performing a Strictly skit in this year’s upcoming Children In Need show.
New Bond film to involve large amounts of paperwork
THE latest James Bond film will feature unprecedented levels of admin, according to its makers.
Cowell pins hopes on X Factor human centipede
Shakespeare was an alien, says Emmerich
ROLAND Emmerich says his new film will prove that William Shakespeare was a 300-foot alien.
No Q Awards footage before watershed, say parents
BROADCASTERS have been attacked for showing graphic scenes of Bono while children could be watching.
Lohan imprisonment to be shown on adult channel
ONANISTS around the world will be able to watch Lindsay Lohan's time in remand via $5-per-minute TV, a court has ruled.
Stone Roses confirm gig cancellations
MANCHESTER t-shirt vendors The Stone Roses are to reform for a new series of concerts they won't turn up to.
