TORCHWOOD creator Russell T Davies has reacted angrily to cuts in the series by threatening to turn the BBC's entire TV output into a same-sex inter-galactic love-in.
SEVEN million people in the UK are illegally downloading the sort of music and films you wouldn't pay for even as you heard the ominous click of a gun being cocked.
THE makers of x-rated comedy film Bruno have released a re-cut version with added sexual perversity, just for British MPs.
MILLIONS of grown men and women have turned out to watch the latest film based on some childish drivel about a magic boy.
THE North's contribution to British culture is to be recognised with the installation of a 60ft bronze meat pie in Hyde Park.
TORCHWOOD creator Russell T Davies has reacted angrily to cuts in the series by threatening to turn the BBC's entire TV output into a same-sex inter-galactic love-in.
TONY Blair actor Michael Sheen is to extend his repertoire of real-life characters by playing Red Rum in a BBC mini-series.
THE current series of Big Brother could be the best one yet, according to the person who has been watching it.
A HAUNTED-looking man arrived from the future last night to warn mankind of Terminator sequels so incredibly bad they will make you cry inside.