Arts & Entertainment News
People not at Glastonbury begin enjoying plight of those who are
23-06-11
MILLIONS of people not at the Glastonbury Festival have started relishing the abject suffering of those who are.
Palin v Bachmann to become Japanese monster film
20-06-11
THE studio which produced Godzilla and Mothra has purchased the character rights to Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann, it has emerged.
SuBo musical to include séance, dressed-up cats and a bloody good cry
17-06-11
PRODUCERS of the Susan Boyle musical have promised it will be the perfect night out for a certain kind of person.
Film censor 'excluding monstrous perverts from mainstream society'
08-06-11
THE British Board of Film Classification was last night accused of driving unspeakable deviants to the fringes of UK society.
Drone attack kills end-of-level baddie
06-06-11
THE tricky boss at the end of level five of War on Terror has been killed by Americans, it emerged last night.
Website praised for Take That ticket fraud
03-06-11
THOUSANDS of relieved men have expressed their gratitude after buying fraudulent Take That tickets.
Nobel laureates discuss the last time they puked
01-06-11
A PANEL of Nobel laureates including VS Naipaul and Mohammed ElBaradei have discussed their most recent vomiting experiences before an enraptured audience at the Hay Festival.
Adults order children to be sad about Daleks
31-05-11
CHILDREN across Britain were today told to be all sad about the Daleks.
Wire star's new crime series to use realistic West Country dialect
24-05-11
A NEW HBO-style cop drama starring Dominic West will introduce phrases like ''ow bist' and 'gert lush' to Guardian readers.
