the dailymash

Skinheads switch to haute couture

SKINHEADS are ditching Fred Perry shirts, bomber jackets and heavy boots in favour of the daring but elegant lines of Parisian haute couture.

Take That riot police 'just a bunch of dancers'

BRITAIN was heavy with disappointment last night as it emerged that Take That's riot police are just a group of non-violent dancers.

Rastamouse already annoying

THE BBC has been accused of encouraging annoyance with its new series about a Jamaican rodent.

Activision unveils Illegal Download Hero

CHILD'S game manufacturer Activision is ditching the Guitar Hero franchise for the simulated thrill of stealing dreadful music.

Burger to headline Glastonbury

THE main stage headliner at this year's Glastonbury festival will be McDonalds' new tropical-themed burger, organisers have confirmed.

Coogan possesses Top Gear opinion

STEVE Coogan fans were dismayed last night after it emerged the actor is one of those people who has an opinion about Top Gear.

Sorry-o dagoes, says Hammond

TOP Gear's Richard Hammond has apologised to Mexico in a clumsy Spanish-English hybrid that involved adding an 'o' to each word.

750,000 middle class homes could be forced to get Sky

SATELLITE broadcaster Sky's increasingly monopoly on quality TV drama could force many middle-class homes into the murky terrain of dish ownership.

Question Time to include gerbil, cardboard cut-out of Rio Ferdinand and two-day old baby

NEXT week's Question Time will see the first appearance by a gerbil on the BBC's flagship political debate programme.