CHINA was last night congratulated for its adoption of western values after banning an ugly child from appearing on television.
CILLA BLACK, the nation's matchmaker, is to return to our screens with a radical new format for the co-mingling of sub-standard genetic material.
THE BBC is to ban the use of any number higher than nine from its television and radio news bulletins, the Corporation said last night.
Taurus: Saturn has made work and property your top priority since May, but now Mercury has decided it’s time you were fired and your home repossessed.
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