Business News
Bonus curb could lead to 'arsehole drain'
09-01-12
PLANS to curb executive pay could lead to an exodus of money-grubbing dicks, experts have warned.
La Senza pins hopes on Human Centipede range
04-01-12
STRUGGLING lingerie giant La Senza is to relaunch with the introduction
of a new range inspired by the Human Centipede films.
Murdoch tweets minutiae of world domination
03-01-12
RUPERT Murdoch is to use Twitter to share his everyday, random thoughts about controlling everything in the world.
Britain is our bitch, says Goldman Sachs
20-12-11
BRITAIN is Goldman Sach's bitch and Goldman Sach's bitch better have its money, it has been confirmed.
RBS collapse 'not caused by the ghost of a dog'
12-12-11
THE failure of the Royal Bank of Scotland was caused by bad decisions rather than the ghost of a Border collie, it has emerged.
Satan missing from leaked Zuckerberg photos
07-12-11
THE Lord of Darkness does not appear in any of the leaked private photos of Mark Zuckerberg.
Children who see Muppet movie want even more stuff
07-12-11
THE new Muppet movie is stoking children's desire for even more cheaply made plastic things, it has been confirmed.
HSBC fined for not taking gold teeth
06-12-11
BASTARD factory HSBC has been fined £40m by the Financial
Services Authority for failing to ransack old people's bedrooms.
Give everyone five grand and let's start again, says King
01-12-11
THE global economy should be started again from scratch and everyone given £5,000 each, Mervyn King has claimed.
