Business News
Osborne helps by saying France is about to explode
14-11-11
GEORGE Osborne has helped to ease the financial crisis by pointing at France and shouting a lot.
Ailing JJB targets people who do sport
01-11-11
TROUBLED sloth-wear vendor JJB Sports is to market its goods at sporty people.
Government gives £1bn to builders instead of you
31-10-11
THE government is to boost the economy by giving £1bn to some builders instead of you and your friends.
City protestors offered tantalising range of free gifts
17-10-11
PROTESTORS in the City of London have been offered a choice of high quality consumer goods if they will just go away.
Halifax downgraded over choir advert
14-10-11
RATINGS agency Fitch has cut Halifax's credit score because it despises that advert where they all sing.
Portas to destroy every high street with her brain
11-10-11
THE Portas Inquiry into Britain's high streets will close every shop in the country because Mary Portas is such an utter moron, it has emerged.
Mild criticism 'worse than murder', says big business
30-09-11
ED Miliband’s tepid, slightly apologetic, attack on corporate behaviour was 'worse than actual murder', according to members of the business community.
L'Oreal 'despises all women equally'
29-09-11
COSMETICS behemoth L'Oreal has confirmed that it treats women of all races with the same degree of contempt.
Apple stores covered in jizz
28-09-11
BRITAIN'S bodily fluid cleaners have been working overtime after the launch date for the iPhone 5 was announced.
