Business News
Four year-old girl to run Royal Bank of Scotland
05-08-11
FOUR year-old Gemma Logan has been unveiled as the new chief executive of the Royal Bank of Scotland.
Bad money thing make new scary time
05-08-11
BAD money thing make world have big new scary time, clever men say now.
Bannatyne invests £250,000 in the Reggae-Reggae Arm-Breaker
03-08-11
SCARY dragon Duncan Bannatyne last night said he was 'in' for 30 per cent of a funky device that breaks people's arms.
Barclays bonuses don't fall by 33% 'because that's not how it works'
02-08-11
BONUSES at Barclays will rise despite a fall in profits because that is just how the whole thing actually works, the bank has explained.
Last-minute US deal prevents certain death of everybody in world
01-08-11
THE violent death of every human being was prevented last night after some American politicians agreed to get some more money.
BSkyB changes logo to middle finger
29-07-11
BSKYB is to change its corporate logo to a manicured hand flipping off the whole world.
Apple tells ugly people to stick with PCs
28-07-11
BOUTIQUE computer giant Apple will no longer be selling its machines to the ugly, it has been confirmed.
L'Oreal disappointed at ban on fraud
27-07-11
COSMETICS giant L'Oreal has admitted its disappointment at not being allowed to commit fraud.
Economy grows by 12% after Prince Andrew stops helping
22-07-11
THE UK economy has immediately grown by 12% after Prince Andrew agreed to leave it alone.
