Business News
British Gas bullshit up 24%
24-02-11
THE nauseating bullshit British Gas uses to justify its vicious profiteering leapt 24% last year.
Don't suppose you could invite Gaddafi? BP asks Kate
21-02-11
BP has asked Prince William and Kate Middleton if there is any chance they could invite Colonel Gaddafi to their wedding in April.
Microsoft applies make-up to Nokia's corpse
11-02-11
MICROSOFT was today applying some rouge and lipstick to the dead face of Nokia.
Small firms urged to sell stuff to bankers
10-02-11
SMALL businesses across Britain could increase their profits by selling loads of stuff to rich bankers, it has emerged.
We spend £2.5bn getting our balls fluffed, say bank chiefs
08-02-11
THE increase in the bank levy could force senior bankers to cut back on luxury ball-fluffing, it has emerged.
Bankers blame capitalism for their arrogance
19-01-11
BANKERS have blamed the capitalist system for thinking they are better than everyone. 
Oldham buys miracle health tonic
14-01-11
PURVEYORS of miracle health tonics and herbal hair loss remedies have compared Oldham to a 21st Century gold rush.
Boost to recovery as everything becomes much more expensive
04-01-11
BRITAIN was well on the road to economic recovery today after the government made everything less affordable.
No work done since last Tuesday
22-12-10
BRITAIN'S workers have long since stopped doing anything remotely productive, it emerged last night.
