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BRITAIN GETS UP AT 4AM TO BUY RECORD AMOUNT OF CRAP

MILLIONS of people got up in the middle of the night to buy vast amounts of shit they did not need yesterday, after stores told them it was now a bit cheaper.

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MEN BUYING SAUCY UNDIES FOR OWN USE, SAYS REPORT

NINE out of ten men buying women’s underwear this festive season are planning to wear it themselves on Christmas Day, new research shows. 

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SAUDI KING TO PARDON HIT AND RUN VICTIMS

KING Abdullah of Saudi Arabia was praised by the international community last night after pledging to release more than 20% of his country's female hit and run victims.

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