JK Rowling was last night told to 'just piss off' by a group of fellow writers hoping to sell some books this Christmas.
BANKS controlled by the public which do not lend the public money will have to pay a fine using public money.
PETER Mandelson has added the pathetic Lapland theme park to his list of businesses that must be saved.
Taurus: Saturn has made work and property your top priority since May, but now Mercury has decided it’s time you were fired and your home repossessed.
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