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SAINSBURY'S BUYER LED EXTRAVAGANT POTATO-BASED LIFESTYLE

SUSPECTED Sainsbury's vegetable buyer John Maylam first gave himself away after spending thousands of pounds on a 180mph potato car, colleagues said last night.
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HEDGE FUNDS NOW MOST IMPORTANT THING PEOPLE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT

HEDGE funds have overtaken the Big Bang as the most important thing people know nothing about.
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WHEAT PRICE INCREASE FORETELLS GREAT DOOM

THE price of a bushel of wheat rose yet again in the markets of Flanders yesterday presaging a monstrous tribulation and a grave rise in the price of mead, the Lord High Guardian of the King's Purse has warned.
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