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Jackson Estate Won't Spend It All On Giraffes This Time

16-03-10

THE estate of Michael Jackson has signed a record breaking contract and vowed not to spend it all on funfairs, hush money and giraffes.

Sugababes 'Date Back To Henry Viii'

08-03-10

AN EARLY form of Sugababes could have existed during the reign of King Henry VIII, it emerged last night.

Sale Of Clooney Villa 'Like A Bereavement', Say Men

26-02-10

GEORGE Clooney's decision to sell his lakefront Italian villa is like the death of a close friend, men said last night.

Cheryl Plans Ghastly, Nouveau Riche Divorce

24-02-10

CHERYL Cole last night unveiled plans for a lavish and vulgar divorce involving lots of matching suits and a really big smoked salmon.

Heartbroken Cheryl Wears Mini-Kiev On Wedding Finger

18-02-10

CHERYL Cole jetted off to Los Angeles last night, but sent wayward husband Ashley a poignant message by swapping her wedding ring for a mini chicken kiev.

Men Reveal Pain At Cheryl's Lack Of Promiscuity

17-02-10

CHERYL Cole's refusal to indulge in graphic sexual misdemeanours is causing 'deep and lasting pain' to Britain's men, it emerged yesterday.

Missus In Right Old Tiz Over Bit Of Fun With Dolly Birds

12-02-10

TV presenter Vernon Kaye's missus shouldn't get her knickers in a twist over a bit of saucy fun, Seventies experts said last night.

Brangelina Split Foretold In Book Of Isiah

09-02-10

PASSAGES in the Old Testament predict the current relationship problems between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, according to a leading academic.

Hear'Say Reform As Vigilante Group

26-01-10

FORMER pop sensations Hear'say have reunited to dish out brutal street-style justice to Britain's hardest thugs.

The new Mash Book - Welcome to the Mental Hospital

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