Celebrity News
Jackson's doctor accused of making him weird
28-09-11
MICHAEL Jackson's doctor has gone on trial accused of making him weirder than a bald cat.
What kind of car does Tindall drive? asks Prince Philip
19-09-11
PRINCE Philip has asked his staff to find out what kind of car England Rugby captain Mike Tindall is currently driving.
Prince Charles to grow enormous beard
09-09-11
ROYAL aides have confirmed that Prince Charles is to give up his role as heir to the throne to pursue a career as a mouth-foaming prophet of doom.
Gok Wan revealed as crafty heterosexual
07-09-11
CHANNEL 4's How To Look Good Naked is a ruse for the secretly straight Gok Wan to involve himself with female body parts, it has emerged.
GQ awards to trigger violent revolution
07-09-11
BRITAIN may finally be stirred into the violent overthrow of its
financial and political systems after seeing photographs from last
night's GQ Men of the Year awards.
Pippa's undercrackers break tourism record
06-09-11
WINDSOR Castle has attracted record visitor numbers to an exhibition featuring Pippa Middleton's used underpants.
Blair to teach Murdoch's daughter how to lie
05-09-11
TONY Blair has pledged to school his god-daughter in the ancient ways of dishonesty.
Cheryl Cole boosts Twitter literacy level
31-08-11
TWITTER is now 14 percent cleverer after the addition of Cheryl Cole.
Branson's mother falls in love with Kate Winslet
23-08-11
SIR Richard Branson's mother is head over heels in love with dashing actress Kate Winslet.
