YOU know what's even cheaper than giving Jonathan Ross a 40% paycut? Sacking the fucker, licence payers said last night.
LINDSAY Lohan has given the green light to hours of furtive self-abuse after resuming her lesbian relationship with sort-of-female DJ Samantha Ronson.
A CROP circle depicting the genitalia of TV talent show judge Amanda Holden has appeared in an Oxfordshire field.
GORDON Brown last night outlined plans for a high powered 'tsar' to oversee the regulation of Susan Boyle.
OFFICIALS last night said they were puzzled as to who could possibly have invited the British National Party leader Nick Griffin to a Buckingham Palace garden party.
MUMBAI City Council was last night urged to switch the focus of its film star bulldozing programme to Batman's Christian Bale.
THE pretend marriage of Jordan, the pretend novelist, and Peter André, the pretend human, was last night on the completely made-up rocks.
QUIRKY Scottish singing sensation Susan Boyle is set to be patronised all over the world, it emerged last night.
LINDSAY Lohan has given the green light to hours of furtive self-abuse after resuming her lesbian relationship with sort-of-female DJ Samantha Ronson.
NORA, the cat who shot to fame after a video of her playing the piano was posted on Youtube, checked herself into the Priory Hospital last night.
A CROP circle depicting the genitalia of TV talent show judge Amanda Holden has appeared in an Oxfordshire field.
MUMBAI City Council was last night urged to switch the focus of its film star bulldozing programme to Batman's Christian Bale.
THE pretend marriage of Jordan, the pretend novelist, and Peter André, the pretend human, was last night on the completely made-up rocks.
QUIRKY Scottish singing sensation Susan Boyle is set to be patronised all over the world, it emerged last night.