Celebrity News
Sheridan facing three-in-a-bed sex sessions whether he likes it or not
TOMMY Sheridan was today facing the prospect of endless three-in-a-bed sex sessions with a variety of eager new friends.
Brian Thompson named Butcher And Meat Wholesaler's 'man of the year'
BRIAN Thompson, the Grantham butcher who set up a website, has been chosen as 'Man of the Year' by Butcher and Meat Wholesaler magazine.
Hurley to decapitate warne after intercourse
LIZ Hurley has announced the imminent closure of her relationship with Shane Warne.
Police Leave Kate Middleton On Car Roof
KATE Middleton has been misplaced somewhere in west London after her Special Branch protection officers left her on the roof of their car and drove off.
Council Estates Quarantined As Cheryl Link Confirmed
BRITAIN'S council estates have been cordoned-off after they were linked to the creation of Cheryl Cole.
William Has Constitutional Duty To Spend £80m On A Party, Say Experts
PRINCE William will be barred from the throne unless he spends at least £80m on his wedding, constitutional experts have confirmed.
William And Kate: Eight Years Of Doing It
WHEN Prince William arrived in St Andrews on a bright September morning in 2001, the Scottish seaside town, famous for its golf and its wind, would never be the same again for four years.
Search Continues For Top Of Gordon Ramsay's Head
FRIENDS and colleagues of celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay are today continuing their search for the top of his head.
Which Popstar Likes To Strip Naked And Ride Around Her Dining Room On A Pig?
SPECULATION was growing last night over which international pop superstar likes to get buck naked and ride bareback on a pot-bellied pig.
