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PAUL McCARTNEY HAS BEEN DEAD SINCE 1966, CLAIMS HEATHER

PAUL McCartney was killed in a car crash more than 40 years ago and replaced with a hypnotised doppelganger, his former wife claimed last night.
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HEATHER MILLS TO STRANGLE A BADGER

HEATHER Mills last night celebrated her divorce from Britain's most successful jingle composer by pledging to throttle a series of woodland creatures.
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QUEEN UNABLE TO FIND OFFICIAL OPENING AREA AT TERMINAL FIVE

THE launch of Heathrow's new terminal building has been delayed after the Queen and Prince Philip were unable to locate the official opening area.
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