FANS of a radio station broadcasting birdsong have attacked plans to play urban-themed 'Tweethop' music in which some of Britain favourite species rap about killing the police.
BRITAIN'S small band of pork flu survivors can look forward to a hot, dry summer, the Met Office confirmed last night.
TANK tops, everyday racial abuse and Larry Grayson could all help tackle climate change, according to a report urging a return to 1970s lifestyles.
THE RSPB surprised conservationists last night by calling for the immediate construction of a UK-wide network of gigantic bird mincers.
THE ball-wrenching tediousness of climate change pundits is worse than previously thought, it has been claimed.
PEOPLE across Britain contacted their local councils yesterday to ask what in the name of fuck has happened to all the grit.
MOTORISTS will be told to make their cars thinner as the government tries to squeeze as many lanes as possible into Britain's motorway network.
POPE Benedict has called for a renewed global effort to cap the level of gay emissions.
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GLOBAL warming has caused an acceleration in evolution that should see the world overrun by 20ft mice within 10 years, scientists said last night.
FANS of a radio station broadcasting birdsong have attacked plans to play urban-themed 'Tweethop' music in which some of Britain favourite species rap about killing the police.
TANK tops, everyday racial abuse and Larry Grayson could all help tackle climate change, according to a report urging a return to 1970s lifestyles.
THE RSPB surprised conservationists last night by calling for the immediate construction of a UK-wide network of gigantic bird mincers.
THE ball-wrenching tediousness of climate change pundits is worse than previously thought, it has been claimed.
PEOPLE across Britain contacted their local councils yesterday to ask what in the name of fuck has happened to all the grit.
