Environment News
UK braced for mediocre weather photography
01-02-12
SNOWY weather will result in a million of pictures of nothing much, experts have warned.
Decline in marine life possibly due to all the shit in the sea, say experts
31-01-12
THE decline in marine life may in some way be connected to all the shit, piss and bleach pumped in there every single day by everyone in the world, it has been claimed.
The days are getting longer, say cheerful dickheads
26-01-12
PEOPLE who continually insist the days are getting longer are leaving a
trail of psychological destruction across Britain, it has emerged. 
Mild winter brings no moral lesson for lazy grasshopper
13-01-12
BRITAIN'S relatively pleasant winter weather has taught absolutely nothing to an idle grasshopper that ignored the advice of an industrious ant.
Take Me Out contestants shot dead after escape from holding pen
12-01-12
THIRTY-FOUR participants in television rutting event Take Me Out have been killed by ITV rangers after escaping from their secure backstage enclosure.
Energy costs will only rise by £110 as long as it's really, really windy
15-12-11
CLAIMS that Britain's green energy revolution will cost consumers
thousands of pounds have been dismissed by people who believe it is
going to be windy.
Scientist who discovered secrets of bird erection battling not to have it named after him
14-12-11
THE scientist who discovered how large birds achieve erection has urged his colleagues not to name it after him.
Pandas already drunk
05-12-11
TWO giant pandas were very drunk within 15 minutes of arriving in Scotland, it has emerged.
